Laughably bad dialogue thread

Holloway: [i]WOOOOOOH baby are you ready to do this, I know you are![/i] Then why ask you schmuck? And what's with the random growling in the film; Fifield: AOOOOOOOOOOO! Engineer: *Blows flute*

take your time, I'l wait ;)

Vickers to Daddy "anything else? " "NO.Father. Thats it." or the silliest one: " Dr Shaw, over here.." Davids head ,AFTER the derelict crashed, rolled and landed, STILL laying on the same place .. very funny... ;)

Anything else? No, [i][b]FATHER[/b][/i]. That’s it. If you think this means the bet’s off, you’re wrong. [b]Haha.[/b] Why don’t you pay me on the other side? LOLZ!! Why do you think your people made me? We made ya 'cause we could. Hi. I’m Millburn. Biology. Nice to meet you. Okay. Look, um, no offense, but I’ve been asleep two years. I ain’t here to be your friend. I’m here to make money. You got that? When Vickers barbeques Holloway - no wait, that's one of my favorite scenes

I did not think there was one misplaced line let alone bad one in the film

In fact there was ONE line that stood out for me as pure GENIUS...MORE SO THAN IN ANY OTHER FILM TO BE RELEASED IN ANY COUNTRY IN THE LAST TEN YEARS AT LEAST As Holloway raises his glass to David8 HE {HOLLOWAY} says... [b]"Here's mud in your eye, Pal" !!![/b] IMHO THAT RIGHT THERE IS THE SINGLE BEST LINE IN HOLLYWOOD CINEMA IN THE LAST TEN YEARS AT LEAST!!!

Yes, Sparts, you've mentioned that before. Quick, without googling, what does it mean?

@ sparky, I thought you said Bretts farts were the best lines ever...

no, that was Parker's. Credit where credit's due ;)

Janek: [i]If you can't be with the one you love...[/i] Ok Janek, then what? Janek again, before crashing the ship: [i]If you can't be with the one you love...[/i] OK, THEN WHAT!? Is it supposed to be funny? Sad? Both? Tragic dialogue IMO

Spartacus: "Here's mud in your eye" is a common toast that has been around for at least 100 years. Merc7: "If you can't be with the one you love" is a line from the song "Love the one you're with", by Stephen Stills. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_the_One_You're_With

[i]Moving to "Prometheus Discussions" per TC's Request.[/i]

"By the time you see this, I will be long dead" Why? Does he have a terminal disease? He didn't say that he did.

@spunky: [i]"Sometimes, you have to destroy in order to create"[/i] Incorrect quote. It was actually more like "Sometimes, in order to create one must first destroy". Said by a robot. You know, like when your house gets demolished to make a by-pass. Just why is that laughably bad, Einstein? Perhaps you can use your argument when someone arrives outside your house with a yellow bulldozer on a Thursday. [i]"It's Christmas, and I want to open my present"[/i] You missed the plural there, but I doubt that is central to your argument. Which seems to ignore the fact that Holloway was fecking [i]itching[/i] to get over there, with actually quite a lot of daylight left to play with. [i]"Doesn't every child wish to see their parents dead?" Uh...no, actually....they don't.[/i] Well spotted, Einstein. If you didn't get the hint that robots think differently to humans, perhaps you need the message to be nailed on your forehead so you can see it in the mirror each morning. [i]"Every king has his reign, then he dies. It's inevitable."[/i] Do pay attention. Weyland was [i]challenging[/i] the inevitable and that concept in turn was being challenged by the one person who would gain by his demise. [i]"We call them Engineers" "What did they engineer?" "Us"[/i] Wrong. SHAW: We call them Engineers [pause] FIFIELD: Would you mind telling us what they engineered? [slight pause] SHAW: They engineered us FIFIELD: Bullshit It seems to be wasted on you that most humans do not regard themselves as animals, let alone think that they could have been designed or - worse - 'engineered'. These are four very efficient lines of dialogue that bring into play the existence of the engineers, the fact that humans can be engineered, and Fifield's aggressive nature.

" WHEOOWWWW" Charly opening his helmet in temple..

other non-verbal actions also were idiotic like Charly´s drinkin while they stuck the multivoltage device into the 2000-years-old, one-of-a-kind, most-important-finding -of-mankind head and try to REANIMATE it. W T F ?? do you do that with an important archeological find, lets say early christian head..reanimator-style?? then it waggles its multi-animated ears lie a frog stuck into a microwave.. THEN, WHAT FOR after all?? just to watch it blow up? idiotic. I WANT A NEW PROMETHEUUUSSSS...

@Kane77 YES! quote: "" WHEOOWWWW" Charly opening his helmet in temple.." That part will go down in history as the biggest clanger ever take that bit out and the film instantly gets an extra point out of ten up! Jesus man a massive groan filled the cinema when he did that and when the rest took there helmets off it was like W T F did everybody just lose 100 IQ points in .01 seconds!!!

WE were soo wronggggg soooo wronggggg