My worse expectations on Prometheus 2

Well as i expect no good, i think the story will turn this way (some variations...)... in the sequel to prometheus 1. Shaw and David find homeplanet, there is a yet unknown superior species. The engineers are just slaves. Shaw and David fight against the creators and federate with the "engineers" who fight for their freedom from slavery. (boring) 2. Shaw and David find the homeplanet, the "creators" are looking like the engineers, but "older", and they are clothed like monchs and they talk most of the time some philosophical blah where you can go on with month of fan-speculations, but all in all no big answers and just some hints and nice pictures... (boring) 3. Shaw and David crash on some moon (LV-426?) in the first few minutes of the sequel. The story goes on on LV-223 where we find Ms. Vickers still living. She is hunted by the Deacon and shortly before it gets her, there comes Davids headless body (which has been forgotten by shaw on the moon) to save vickers, and the deacon is so confused what goes on that it transformates to lindelof and starts singing the american national anthem. (funny, but boring). 4. Shaw and David loose control of the derelict short after they were in the air. Vickers survived the crash of the first derelict. But now Shaw and David crash again on LV-223 and the derelict again buries Vickers - now she is definitely dead. 5. Shaw and David fly away to the homeplanet of the creators. But the story goes on on LV-223. Vickers is still alive, and falls in love with the Decon - the first person who really understands her. But after a while the Decon regognizes that she is a boring bi..ch and eats her for lunch. The deacon than shits on all the murals just for fun - alien graffity.. 6. Shaw and David get to the homplanet of the creators. The creators do awfull experiments with them, the worst is that they have to watch all star wars episodes in an endless loop, till the end of their life and they only get popcorn and cola to eat for years. 7. The Sequel goes on on earth, where thousands of scientists try to interpret the things that happened on LV-223 with the information they did receive from prometheus. But they all get mad and they never find answers what really happened and what that all means. 8. David and Shaw enter the homeplanet of the creators. They have intensive talks. Each time when somone uses a metaphor or some hint he/she gets an electric shock, till they learn to talk plain text and loose interest in talking in riddles. Finally they find out that the beer on the homeplanet is worse and they all go back to earth and land on a Irish Pub, where they meet their fate... at the bottom of a beer glas.. 9. Shaw and David come to the homeplanet of the creators. There the predators are the kings and want to kill shaw and do some sexual things with davids head. But then Arnold Schwarzenegger comes along with the Expandables and they kill all of them. Then Chuck Norris comes around after Schwarenegger has done and kills Schwarzenegger with his round-house-kick. Norris smokes a cigar when he realizes that it is not a cigar but a chestburster he is smoking - he just smiles and goes on smoking, this is chuck norris. 10. Shaw and David arrive at the homeplanet of the creators. They realize that they by accident arrived on the set of avatar2 and get both drunk as they expect this will get even worse then prometheus.