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MemberOvomorphNov-09-2012 2:24 PMIt's that Noomi Rapace accent that reminds me of Julie Walters In Educatin' Rita. (here's where all the sci-fi fans stop reading). We've had enough gore and gloom in the other nasty xenomorph focused movies so this one could be a weird, witty comedy with some wild special effects. Michael Caine is the Great Professor of Paradise and Julie Walters is a creator Goddess. Dr. Shaw flies to heaven in an Engineer's ship only to find out she's goin' to school 'n readin' holobooks under Caine's tutelage. She parties with Walters. David learns to loosen up his robotic ways and learns the art of dry humor after Caine finds a way to get him inebriated. Paradise wine is all-powerful and soul procuring. It's all a great big joke. Our ancestors were just messin' around for the fun of it. Educating Rita meets Paradise University? Why not? Caine was the all-powerful bartender in Mr. Destiny. This could happen, I can feel it.
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Albert West
MemberOvomorphNov-09-2012 8:06 PMThrow in some lines from Blake's "The Marriage of Heaven and Hell" and you could be on a winner Theseus.....

Svanya
AdminPraetorianNov-09-2012 2:35 PMOh my god LOL!! She most DEF won't want any children after the squid incident!! Will she still be confused as to what "Hamlet" is?? XD

Oneironaut 717
MemberOvomorphNov-09-2012 2:37 PMWelcome to the boards Theseus!
I loved Educating Rita, but honestly: [img]http://www.haddadadad.com/image/princedoesnotacceptfuckery.gif[/img]

Theseus
MemberOvomorphNov-10-2012 9:40 AMHaha...great responses guys! Dr. Shaw has to give Michael Caine's character a haircut per tradition and of course throw in some other references to Caine's characters in other movies like Zulu, The Man Who Would Be King, Deathtrap...you name it. Ha.
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