Rumor resposes from Ripley

Van Leuwen:We went over the forum centimeter by centimeter and could find no evidence to support the rumor you described.                                                                   Ripley:Good because it blew whole goddam forum.

ripley:I say we reboot and delete the whole site from orbit

burke:im sorry I cant authories that kind of action

ripley:well I believe this who site is under civilian jurisdiction and I believe administrator chris is next in chain of command

burke:administrator chris???he cant make that kind of decision hes just a geek,no offense

Ripley: Who do I have to f*** to get off this forum?

This ones easy/lazy.                         Superintendent Andrews:Rumor control, here are the facts.

Ripley: Hey, I feel like kind of a fifth wheel around here. Is there anything I can do?
Sergeant Apone: I don't know, is there anything you can do?
Ripley: ...Well, I can make up a load of rumors. I have a level 6 rating.
Sergeant Apone: Be my guest.
Ripley: Where do you want it?
Sergeant Apone : Just stick it in the next thread!

@Goddamn Tropics in here NICE