"Visually Beautiful Disappointing Lost Opportunity"

This could be FUN!

Religious scientist creates first Alien.

Big things have small beginnings 

Terd big terd gigantic terd

to quote an independent magazine's two word review of Spinal Tap's Shark Sandwich, "S#$t Sandwhich".

"...Definitely better than AVP:Requiem"

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Everything and anything is better than AVPR.

Sorry. I hate that movie so much I forgot about the 5 word rule.

The map guy gets lost.

"haven't finished my breakfast yet"

Centauri already posted the one I was gonna write. Hahaha

The end credits finally started

@dk

Always look at the bright side of things. If you were locked in a room with only two movies..

1) Alien Vs. Predator:Requiem and 2) Battlefield Earth

AVP:Requiem starts looking mighty good about then...

Prometheus- Say Not the Word

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Ouch. I would try to get an antenna signal of CSPAN or Home Shopping Network.

Just noticed S.M's reply, made me lol

How about: "Still better than Alien Resurrection"

Great responses guys! So much fun reading each one ;)

S.M I literally burst out laughing at yours! The irony!

Centauri Clever!!!

suwhited Good point!

Chris ;)

Why are characters so dumb

Prometheus- who wrote this cr@p?

@dk  Your comments are freaking hilarious

Scientist and that zealot girlfriend.