Alien Franchise Rule Book: for Members by Members

I like Newt too,that's why I was initially in defense of rule 17.But I feel it is now past,we don't need to say it again.Hell AVP:Reqiuem attempted it and did anyone actually care about that kid?

Newt said that it wouldn't make any difference but the crew did make the difference. I don't think she was talking about the WY long game either- she couldn't have conceptualized that- drops mic. LOL!

LOL!!!

The  prosecutor looks up from behind the piles of evidence on his desk. Adjusting his glasses, he looks around the room, nodding at the jury, clearing his throat and adresses the judge;

-Your honor! The jury and the court has to hold in mind rule number 21. That said, let's look at the evidence. The people, represented by the prosecutor, are aware of Resurection beeing cannon. BUT, the rule 21, beeing a GOLDEN rule, overtrumps that fact. Therefore, the  Newborn is, and should be, considered an abonination wich has no place in this awesome universe. Thank You, Your honor.

I just want to add that this is a truly great thread, and many thanks for including me, dk.

Murmors sweep over the court room after Parkerparrot's strict adherence to the rule book. A Vulcan is observed in the back of the room. His right eye brow raises.

Stands up in outrage to Parkerparrots suggestion*I OBJECTION YOUR HONOR 

That begs the question: can a rule be changed or include a new rule that is contradictory to an established rule?

Ha ha ha!!!

Order in the courtroom, please!!!! The judge calls out! Guard! Could You please escort the gentleman in the back with the funny pointy ears out of my courtroom!

Breaks lose and goes after Parkerparrot*

That's a good question, dk!

The Vulcan stands and straightens his shirt. "Your honor, I was acknowledging an impressive display of logic so I don't understand the request to have me removed with guards."

@Ninxeno

Aouch! That is one heavy lawbook! It hurts!!!

@dk

Oh, big missunderstanding! You may remain in the room, sir! Guard! neglect that order!

LOL

OMG!

This is definitely a thread i best wait to when i am back to the land of the normal and not land of the Dead (or Brain Dead in my case ).... at least for a Month...  that is

Takes the judges gavel but is quickly taken down by the security guards and is hauled of unconscious and in hand cuffs*

Understood BigDave. We have three issues to vote on so we can either consider a non vote as siding with the plaintiffs or tally votes based on 8 members in your absence. Chris would have to intervene in the event of a tie. Get well soon.

LOL

Maybe one Addition to the Rulebook may have to be Keep Ridley and Logan away from the Franchise LOL

I do hope they do have their own Rule-book and stick to it, as i see a lot of stuff seems like they making it up as they go along..

@ BigDave 

Sorry to hear that You're not well. Get better soon!

Is brought back out into the courtroom,bloody tissues in his nose,and is sat in a corner until he behaves,Scowls at Parkerparrakeet >:( lol

ninxeno!

Right now my family is wondering why I'm laughing out loud!!!

At any rate, the plaintiffs' grievances need to be addressed. I will need to recount the votes thus far and compile again. I shall keep these issues uppermost in my mind while I step away to make a crock pot meal for tonight.

Lol same here Parkerparrot 

@dk

We await the verdict with great suspense!

@Lone I agree. I am going to call this absolutely invalid, considering we were not involved. (Although I do agree with the majority of the rules ;) )

@Neo sorry, but that stupid "Newborn" should've never been "born" , lol lol lol ...mwaa ha ha ha ha haaaa.... AND it deserved the painful, complete suction death that it received (even though it should never have been there in the first place). In fact, "Ripley" looked horrible in that whole movie, too.

Gorn seconds motion for a re-count.

Amendment: Perhaps Newborn can exist within the rules as a sub-rule 21a. As it is a foolishly human genetically engineered mutation it is technically not a Xeno anyway. It highlights that mere peasant humans should not meddle in what is already awesome and leave it to the gods (Giger) to be the creator.    

*Gets back to the courtroom after a 5 minute break*

Holy f*** what happened here.....

*Witnesses chairs thrown about, torn pieces of clothing scattered around the floor, Lone's shoes* 

ninXeno426 you took one for me, I appreciate that. I would totally do the same.

Gives Neomorph a thumbs up while still cuffed,mumbles with a taped shut mouth*No Problem buddy*Then is clocked by the security guard,reminded he's not behaving l*

Fellow Members and the distinguished N9, thank you for indulging my crock pot preparations absence. I am happy to report that things are underway and proceeding as planned. Now down to the business at hand.

*surveys the court room. Nin’s nose has stopped bleeding and papers and documents litter the floor. The Vulcan , sitting next to a dog faced boy, stoically looks on. Dk observes a small red triangular light pattern on his chest* Apex Predator, please shut off that thing. Thank you.

Unfortunately, BigDave is on medical leave at this time and we wish him a speedy recovery. He did report today and suggested that his condition prevents him from exercising judgment at the level he would like. Therefore, we will count 8 votes. Members who did not make an appearance or did not address a specific issue will count as votes in favor of the plaintiff. I have scrubbed the pages and have determined the following. I hope we reach an amicable conclusion. After this step, Chris will have the final say.

Blackwinter Witch, Lone and Neomorph, please rise.

Lone, your proposal to include a feline on board passed 7 to 1. I would respectfully suggest a provision having the pet (a character) should have a purpose in the movie and establish that purpose by being conspicuously observed performing it at least once in the movie.

Neomorph, this is a bit complicated. First, your proposal passed 6 to 2. Rule 23 does not deny Newborn Suckaoutwindowsky (snicker) is art or canon. I interpret the spirit of the rule to not have NS or anything looking like it appear again. That does not mean other hybrids cannot happen in the future- indeed, we have seen different types of creatures in Prometheus and will see different ones this May.

Blackwinter Witch, your proposals’ outcomes are as follows:

1 (allowing weaponized lasers) 8 yay

1a (no weapons that look like girly man toys) PASS by default

2 (Get rid of flame throwers) 5 yay, 3 nay PASS

3 (Don’t try to emulate Star Trek)8 yay PASS by default (The Vulcan’s ears turn red)

4 (realistic acting) 8 yay by default

5 (human vices) 8 yay by default

CHRIS- would you review and approve/disapprove the results please?

Thank you everyone. *leaves for a beer and smoke break*