Shrek: Covenant (parody)

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Dark Nebula

StaffNeomorphAug-24-2017 1:19 PM

This was something I was thinking about back in December of 2016 when the trailer for Alien: Covenant hit the web, but I decided to wait for more promotional content.

And here it is ladies and gentlemen.

(Apologies for my "mediocre" photo manipulating skills, I used MS powerpoint)

NOTE: This has nothing to do with Shrek is love Shrek is life text stories.

Plot synopsis:

"A crew of the colony ship Covenant, banished by the lord Farquaad, travel into deep space to search for a new home. They eventually
discover a planet that they believe is an uncharted paradise, but is actually a dark and dangerous swamp planet whose only inhabitant is ogre named Shrek. After they manage to piss him off they must attempt a harrowing escape."

TRAILER

POSTERS

BANNERS

Blu-ray

Art of SC

"We all have our time machines, don't we. Those that take us back are memories...And those that carry us forward, are dreams."

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dk

MemberTrilobiteAug-24-2017 1:26 PM

WTF this is hilarious and very well done!

Woolson

MemberFacehuggerAug-24-2017 4:10 PM

Well there was a chestburster reference in Shrek 2 when Puss was attacking Shrek...

Cleaner than Earth Actually

Dark Nebula

StaffNeomorphAug-25-2017 3:10 PM

@dk well thank you very much.

And yes there is indeed an alien reference from Shrek 2 when Puss attacks Shrek.

"We all have our time machines, don't we. Those that take us back are memories...And those that carry us forward, are dreams."

Woolson

MemberFacehuggerAug-30-2017 11:24 AM

We need Michael Fassbender to voice someone in Shrek 5 lol

Cleaner than Earth Actually

Dark Nebula

StaffNeomorphSep-03-2017 10:21 AM

Indeed, he would be a perfect villain. Only if Shrek 5 happens.

+Added the trailer for Shrek: Covenant (I'm not reall good with video editing but here it is anyways)

https://vimeo.com/232021999

"We all have our time machines, don't we. Those that take us back are memories...And those that carry us forward, are dreams."

Woolson

MemberFacehuggerSep-08-2017 11:38 AM

And to be even more ironic. FOX was distributing Dreamworks Animation in theatres and on DVD until this year. Now its part of Universal

Cleaner than Earth Actually

Dark Nebula

StaffNeomorphSep-10-2017 12:54 PM

"We all have our time machines, don't we. Those that take us back are memories...And those that carry us forward, are dreams."

Dark Nebula

StaffNeomorphSep-14-2017 9:15 AM

Created new poster, out of boredom.

FULL 4008×5672 HERE

"We all have our time machines, don't we. Those that take us back are memories...And those that carry us forward, are dreams."

Dark Nebula

StaffNeomorphSep-29-2017 7:02 AM

New poster

"We all have our time machines, don't we. Those that take us back are memories...And those that carry us forward, are dreams."

Dark Nebula

StaffNeomorphMar-09-2018 10:04 AM

finally printed a cover after struggling with a shitty printer.

"We all have our time machines, don't we. Those that take us back are memories...And those that carry us forward, are dreams."

Dark Nebula: Ha ha ha! Imagine if Jonesy would have bursted out and that the Xeno was the space pet. :D

When Ripley is going to face the evil cats on LV-426 (to the Xeno): “"And you, you little shit-head, you are staying here"

The Xenos seem like our best friends compared to an army of angry Joneseys. They have paws and they are coming for you and no one can hear you scream!

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