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Xenomeat as hamburgers?

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I'm starting a new thread because I can and I'm also not sure if we have discussed this. How likely is it to be able to make hamburgers out of Xeno meat? Imagine if the marines get hungry and they don't have much ordinary food but they got to eat. They shoot Xenos and then what?

Do they have to clean it in a huge acid bath that removes the dangerous things or what?

This topic is probably dumb but at least it's something that we haven't discussed that much as far as I know.

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Well we could use it's head exoskeleton as a soup bowl.

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I can only imagine it would lead to Heart Burn ;)

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If their flesh is really acidic, it might have to have a lye bath like lutefisk. 

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a xenodog might be tastie

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Well i suppose they could neutralize the acid, I think the meat would probably taste bad no matter how you prepare it.

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Here is a xeno made of burger

I hear that face huggers taste like chicken and crab

 

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Maybe not hamburgers but some coke may be squeezed out of a dead xeno, 

"He survived, he’s now in Disneyland in Orlando, and no way am I going back there. How did he end up in Disneyland? I saw him in Disneyland, Jesus Christ!"

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Looking at this in a Serious Manner....

I would assume the best option would be what can we COOK from the Xenomorph Eggs ;)

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It's the after effects I worry about.

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I like  REALLY HOT Food.....  Vindaloo's ha ha not even CLOSE and 9/10 Indian places that do a Phall have not effect on me ;)

But i have never destroyed a Toilet like that image... so i will pass on the Xenomorph Meat ;)   I draw the line at a Tablespoon (Tea Spoon is plenty) of 600-800'000 Scovile Sauce.... but i bet Xenomorph Meat would take that BURN to a whole NEW Level.

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Soak it in a basic brine to neutralize the acid. Either way it would likely be nasty. However, Tapatio or Tabasco can work some magic.

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I bet some cheese make from Synth blood would also go well with the Xeno meat.

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I think I'm just going to go for the dessert.

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Maybe they would make some good meat for Steamed Hams. Would make it an unforgettable luncheon

Cleaner than Earth Actually

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That's DissectedEngineer's Xeno cake she got not to long ago.  I haven't seen her on here in awhile.  I think she was saying school was starting and she's a teacher.

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