Aliens Invade - What would you do?

BellaisanAlien
MemberOvomorphFebruary 22, 20123053 Views35 RepliesJust for fun......... what would you do if the Xeno's invaded??
I'd get a pack of strong beer and sit waiting. I'd probably wear a hannibal mask to try and protect myself from facehuggers. Probably spend my last days on Earth watching films back to back, eating pringles and drinking beer.
February 22, 2012
Raid my local supermarket for drink, food, pharmaceuticals, Alcohol, supplies and cigarettes( I quit smoking but who cares now ) Then start barricading my home and prepare for attack whilst being extremely drugged up to avoid anxiety
February 22, 2012
well, after i am done crying in the corner, i would take a boat out to [url=aps.google.com/maps?q=arorae+island&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x6fee31f36728e90f:0xd6a321875ad106cc,Arorae&gl=us&ei=yV5FT-TnHa2E0QHQ-tjqAw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CCQQ8gEwAA]arorae island[/url] its a small cay with a landing strip and plenty of food supply, if i were the aliens i would drop on the main land, not a thousand miles out to sea, so i don't think they would eve find me, or if they did from the air or something they would not care to look at a small island. i will hold parties 24/7, anybody want to come with me? time to repopulate! lol jk
February 22, 2012
I would take up smoking then quit just so i could say " I picked a hell of a day to quit smoking"
Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.
February 22, 2012
actually i take that back, [url=http://maps.google.com/maps?q=arorae+island&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x6fee31f36728e90f:0xd6a321875ad106cc,Arorae&gl=us&ei=yV5FT-TnHa2E0QHQ-tjqAw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CCQQ8gEwAA]tamana island[/url] much better choice
February 22, 2012
I would eat super spicey chili and curry
Before a facehugger wants to rape me.
So its tentacle will burn like hell ;)
February 22, 2012
i would throw my wife in front of the charging facehugger/Aliens and get her to start bitching at them all .............
after this ,they would take off and never come back ,
February 22, 2012
Guys,
I am prepared.
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and a little somin to go with those
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I have just the tool for close encounters.
Regards,
Rick
February 22, 2012
Aliens arrive on earth and begin to prowl our neighborhoods......
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Panic ensues....
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.....
Kent Brockman reports on the situation.
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Kent:
Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for
some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely
what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers
to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Professor:
Mmm, yes I would, Kent.
February 23, 2012
As stated previously, Xeno's only really go out at night, and in groups usually. Given the nature of night life where I live I don't really think I would lose much sleep. The only thing that would worry me, would be the after effects on the subject matter debated on TV shows like Jerry Springer ( I say debated, gratuitous violence would probably be more accurate). Other than that, It does give rise to the opportunity of turning up the decibels on a few Frank Ifield tunes and seeing what effect that has. Seemed to work for Mars Attacks.
March 21, 2012
Gather a group of people, lots of weapons and ammo. Some food and reliable vehicles with plenty of fuel. Then make camp to large open area so the incoming alines would be spotted far away and got sniped before they got too close. If there would come a wave of them, in other words too many to shoot them on place, then take a hike and find another place for a new camp. Problems would come when needed resupply. O_o
Hang around with military would be plan B.