Peter Weyland.....weird

I was just sitting here thinking, even intellectual giants haven't had even a fraction of the fictional success of the films anchorman, Peter Weyland. Now just think about it, Days after his 14th birthday, Peter Weyland is granted a Method Patent for a synthetic trachea constructed entirely of synthetically-engineered stem cells. It is his 12th registered patent to date. Eleven years later,Weyland Industries launches first industrialized space mission to install solar panels that align and move in Earth’s orbital plane but at an axial tilt, imitating a perpetual summer solstice. The renewable energy gathered in the months following this expedition made Peter Weyland his first billion Once again a year later,Using a precursor to the atmospheric processor of his own invention, Peter Weyland is able to generate a localized synthetic atmosphere above the polar ice cap, effectively ending global warming. Between 2017 Using capital from his 2015 success, Weyland acquires copyrights to technology developed by NASA’s innovative but poorly funded Project Prometheus. With Weyland’s significantly augmented funding for the project, JIMO became a reality and proves the existence of simple life in Europa’s ocean. Then in 2023 a cure for cancer using some sort of extraterrestrial components, which I will bet you came from those SIMPLE life forms in Europa's ocean. Something about it just doesn't seem natural, Perhaps Weyland is the real DNA somehow channeling intellectual prowess akin to the Engineers incalculable abilities in order to get OUT there. Like some kind of Alien Salmon that has to return home to spawn no matter the cost. Weyland orchestrates the entire evolution of a PLANET to enable the events of this film. Something is going on.......Hmmmm.