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Sleeping With The ALIEN

Neurion

Veteran MemberMemberOvomorphJune 02, 20121062 Views9 Replies
I wrote the following post in a thread almost a year ago. I Thought that maybe, some of you that have seen the new film could relate and share your input...as to what I can expect...atmosphere and quality wise: ________________________________________________________________ “I will say that I have a deep “cinematic” love, or at least appreciation for the original 1979 ALIEN film. As far as the rest of the franchise, you could say…I have a 33 year old infatuation with the ALIEN “universe” cooked up by Dan O’Bannon, Ridley Scott, and H.R. Giger. My fondness of the films follow a kind of descending order. I’ll put it this goofy way, if my viewing experiences of the ALIEN films were like sexual experiences with the fairer sex, I would list them thusly: ALIEN: A loving, deep, passionate, exotic, and mysterious time…with a beautiful and romantic climax. Like in a great marriage. Truly making love. Unforgettable! ALIENS: Great foreplay, followed by an exciting, semi-taboo, rollercoaster ride, with a woman I’ve known for seven years…and was always curious about. Ending with a big bang, and then an American cigarette. ALIEN 3: Foolin’ around with a babe that reminds me of a woman that I’m still in love with. It’s a pretty good time…but I can’t stop thinking about the one I truly love. Melancholy sex. ALIEN: RESSURECTION: Bedding down with a prostitute or a VERY cheap broad. We go through the motions, but it just doesn’t feel right. I can’t really respect her…because she doesn’t even respect herself. She barely resembles who she used to be. We finish off with a French cigarette, and I’m pissed off that I actually paid for this counterfeit action…in one way or another. Nevertheless, I’ll call her again next week. Weird huh? I guess. But that’s the way I feel about the franchise. Unfortunately, I am not as optimistic as some of you are about the new PROMETHEUS film. It’s pretty much destined to fail, at least for ME. Either, because it just won’t measure up as a Great film story, or because it will tweak and mess with my own personal imaginings and Alien lore. So, as an old ALIEN “dog,” I’m pretty much screwed. Of course, there is an extreme, outside chance, that it will meet or even exceed my filmic desires, but I highly doubt it. If there’s a director who can do it, it’s probably Scott. But, even he has a relatively spotty film record lately. We’ll see.” “I don’t trust anybody.” ~Dallas…and myself __________________________________________________________________ FLASH FORWARD TO TODAY: Now I finally get to see PROMETHEUS in six days. A chance to reencounter the original ALIEN’s universe, and revisit my original love...from so many years ago. I wonder…will it be anything like it was in ’79? Thanks, Neurion P.S. No super spoilers please
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I guess this would be more like boning her daughter. And it'll get awkward when she says something like "James Cameron? He's the, like, Avatar guy, right?"
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Neurion
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@Hooperman Hahahaha... That cracked me up! Funny Shite, Hooper!
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I felt exactly the same way when I saw the Hobbit trailer. It was like I was getting a second chance with the girl I lost my virginity to. What we had was beautiful and I do miss it but we're different people now, and we could give it a go, have some amazing times together trying to recreate that magic but it wouldn't be the same. We had our time. It had a few too many endings and the last one was so final it seems unfair to open up these wounds again.
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It's probably like being why all alone in the dark is so much fun.
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Well Prometheus is going to be like taking a hottie for drinks and spending the whole night in anticipation as to what lies in store when you get her back to her room later and what this will mean for the rest of your lives when you look back together and remember your "first times". Only to get her back and find out she won Ms Thai Lady Boy three years running! You will then feel sick as you remember how much you wanted to enjoy it all and how you thought she could've been the one, worst still the whole experience leaves you so less susceptible to enjoying such occasions forever more! Thank you Ridley for operating on that Thai lady boy
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lol
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pre op or post op ? you can still be satisfied but the possibility of kids on the horizon will be quickly diminished. lol
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Neurion
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@Heathcliff Oh Man....I thought so. Hilarious response though. Lady-boy....Haha!
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Phom nae’nam hai phuaak-khun mai bpai Meuang-Thaai. Jing jing duu meuuan waa bpen farang gai-aawn leuui.

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