The Ultimate BACON Thread - all weird things BACON!

Hi folks, not sure if it's been done before but I think it was about time to dedicate a thread to BACON!! Over the last few days I've been collecting links to products so please feel free to add the weirdest possible BACON stories, products, experiences to the thread... the crazier the better! Don't forget to check the links to products, too. Ok I'll make a start then: BACON as it was given to us by the gods: [img]http://coolmaterial.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/how-to-make-bacon-2.jpg[/img] BACON armor (very useful around here): [img]http://blog.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bacon-armor1.jpeg[/img] [url=http://www.1percent.com/juicy-jays-bacon-rolling-papers.html]Juicy Jay's BACON 1 1/4 Rolling Papers:[/url] [img]http://cdn.1percent.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/250x120/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/p/a/papjjbac_4/1percent-Juicy-Jay's-PAPJJBAC-30.jpg[/img] [url=http://flummoxindustries.bigcartel.com/product/personal-bacon-tracker]Personal BACON tracker:[/url] [img]http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/55537885/300.jpg[/img] [url=http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Bacon-Toothpaste.html]BACON Toothpaste:[/url] [img]http://www.mcphee.com/shop/product_images/p/989/12061__36696_zoom.jpg[/img] [url=http://onlinestore.skilletstreetfood.com/product/bacon-jam]Original BACON Spread/Jam:[/url] [img]http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/44452257/300.jpg[/img] [url=http://man-cans.com/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=56]BACON candle:[/url] [img]http://man-cans.com/image/cache/data/bacon-250x355.jpg[/img] [url=http://www.bocajava.com/showProductDetail.do?catalogId=1&productId=5370]Maple BACON Morning Coffee:[/url] [img]https://ne1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/001FB1/images/2010/Maple_Bacon_Morning_Coffee-large.jpg[/img] [url=http://www.jdfoods.net/products/mmmvelopes.php]BACON envelopes:[/url] [img]http://www.jdfoods.net/images/products/mmmvelopes-illus1.jpg[/img] ...and last but not least a proper BACON cooking book! [url=http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/better-bacon-book-make-cook/id506252235?mt=8]The Better BACON Book[/url] [img]http://a3.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/116/Purple/cd/ee/22/mzl.avotzwgd.480x480-75.jpg[/img] Ok your turn now, help to make this fun and feed the BACON thread well!!