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Custodian
MemberOvomorphAugust 10, 2012The Thing (2011) goes back and examines the action in the Scandinavian base that took place just before the action in the American base in one of my MOST FAVOURITE films of all time, The Thing (1982). I can't understand why this 2011 prequel got such an amount of stick from tonnes of reviewers, it really does all it needs to do...
AND YES, THIS RELATES TO P R O M E T H E U S (!)
...first, and the only answer to why it's worthy, "It does exactly what it says on the tin," in that it GETS YOU TO THAT POINT IN THE 1982 version where the action starts.
And it does it in an intelligent and properly vicious and surrealistically f***ed-up-and-paranoid way. Even the two-faced thing they find and take back to base is here; we see its 'facial contact' origins. But this film has its own 'alien test' too, and this one's a corker. I sorta wish the whole 2011 film was in Scandinavian, with subtitles, that would have been 'icing on cake' but the American heroine was feisty enough - and that spaceship, real proper nice.
Anyway, if P R O M E T H E U S had just got on with explaining AS RIDLEY SCOTT PROMISED how the Elephantine[i]'spacejockey'[/i]Ganesha got to be in his timespace telescope chair with a hole in his chest, how/why it crash landed on LV-426, how/why the distress signal was activated, when he marketed that thing as a prequel, even if he only did it in the last five minutes as the The Thing 2011 prequel did, just tied it all together in two hours, maybe it wouldn't have got such 'stick' from the critics.
You could have inserted all'a that lovely [i]black goo[/i] genetic stuff (though not necessarily as an Ancient People's pointing at stars device) and still aimed your narrative DIRECTLY at Scott's seminal 1979 classic, Alien, without too much pain (for the fan). Ya know?
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