THE GAYEST MOMENTS IN PROMETHEUS PROVIDED BY DAVID

@Neomorph. I gotta admit, your comments have me laughing out loud here at work...

Thanks :D it's equally fun to write, and some of the stuff I read kills me, like BM's Walter acronym thread where Lone amongst others delivered some pure comedy gold.

But I didn't create the Dildomorph lol I totally just observed them crawling past me! It's a sight to behold... (Oh and I've heard it's canon btw for Michael Bay's planned Alien: Mechabiomechanoid vs Giga-Giger Ghidorah which takes place before Prometheus like a pre-prequel) 

"But I didn't create the Dildomorph lol I totally just observed them crawling past me! It's a sight to behold..."

That did it. Game Over. I'm done...

Neomorph, no problem, thanks for your comments.

Dildomorph is your child, you have to accept that. :)

Dildomorph needs to become canon....seriously 

Ati I abandoned it like a terrible father lol *Dr.Phil and the audience freaks out*

No worries! It has a new safe home in Giger's "Land of Vag**as" (made that up) aka Heaven, what could possibly be better and who wouldn't want to visit a place such as that lol

I don't know if anyone on here remembers when I got offended by some comments about the two gay characters in AC, but think it's relevant to this discussion. I already posted my opinion about David being possibly gay in a very light hearted way because of this subject.  The one thing people have to be aware of when posting about gay topics is to be aware of other members feelings. I don't mean to sound preachy. I am not a stereotypical gay guy. I fought in Afghanistan, was a football player, and hate shopping lol.  This question about David isn't hateful at all but there are certain people in the world who are prejudice. They see GAY in all caps and lose their minds. Back when I got mad because I thought two members were making fun of two characters that are gay in AC I wasn't in a good mood and went after them, but we ended up being civil and talked it out in the long run. This whole thread is pretty tame compared to the one I went to battle about, but I did see some members getting upset. The main thing members that are not gay have to realize is being gay is tough and takes courage. If a gay man or woman sees something that appears to be degrading, they will naturally get defensive because of all the crap we have had to go through and still deal with. I've already gone through a lot and have developed a wicked sense of humor about it, that also acts as a defense mechanism. People just need to be aware that others might be more sensitive and they have earned that right. Social media is pretty cruel though, and I don't expect to reach anyone with this post. I just wanted to try and explain to everyone that everyone has issues and we should try and put ourselves in their position before reacting with malice. Sorry for the long rant. I normally like posting funny or interesting comments that tie into the Alien universe. Oh wait I just thought something. Vasquez was definitely a lesbian and was super badass. Her "who's Snow White" comment followed by Bonita pretty much confirms she's on my team. I think that's one of the reasons I liked her so much. I mean I liked Hicks too, but that was for a completely different reason...lol 

Chad, thank you for this comment.

@Ati   ;)

Ridley Scott confirms in the Prometheus commentary that David is asexual and doesn't think about physical gratification or reproduction. Sorry if this shatters anyone's fantasy.

Also did not think he created any kind of "gay atmosphere" or whatever. Funny how anyone remotely well-spoken or who moves gracefully is seen as gay.

I saw a featurette wherein Fassbender said he patterned his movements after Greg Louganis who, coincidentally, is gay.

I find this thread very offensive.

I will not get triggered on this. I will not get triggered on this. I will not get triggered on this. I will not get triggered on this. I will not get triggered on this. I will not get triggered on this. I will not get triggered on this. I will not get triggered on this. I will not get triggered on this. I will not get triggered on this. 

The whole thread is bizarre, LOL!

David as Weyland’s sex-bot, just imagine that (or don’t).

Chad Ripley: LOL@rainbow colored dolphin, that was hilarious.

Dildo-morph, ho ho ho!:D