Xeno H.R Giger inspired flaccid Lightsaber

The geek factor is off the charts here- I had no idea- I love it! Maybe it's just me, but it looks like he is handling something else that is not a light saber lol! At any rate that is awesome. Thanks for the rare share!

Yeah... lightsaber... of course...

Very cool! 

Wow! Star Wars and Alien ost sound effects at the same time... He loves his sword very much. :D

LOL...

I wonder if this will give DISNEY some ideas..

Maybe the Falcon had smuggled ONE CARGO it really should not have ;)

BigDave said, "Maybe the Falcon had smuggled ONE CARGO it really should not have ;)"

HAHA.  good one.

Han Solo is supposedly dead though.  Instead, I see the Empire originally spawning from the Weyland-Yutani Corporation far into the future in a galaxy not so far away.  So, the Empire comes across some ancient documents for Peter Weyland marking origins of a deadly alien species.  Yet, there hasn't been a siting in millenniums.  Still, even after Weyland-Yutani covering their tracks to hide the Xenomorph species, the Empire ends up putting the puzzle pieces together and finds a den of eggs during a long archaeological dig on some distant planet kind of like Alien: Out of the Shadows.  Of course the Xenomorph species gets out of control and eventually leads to the picture that BigDave posted.

Will the story work?  I hope the story will never work for anyone!

"Han Solo is supposedly dead though"

No Way... LOL    yeah thats true... oh well i guess its Chewies Next Partner in Crime, so is that FIN? or does the next movie kill them off too lol.    Maybe its a earlier shipment Solo had dropped off prior to The Force Awakens ;)

The Sabre is cool, maybe its revealed that the Light Sabres are actually a Engineer Invention that ended up in the Star Wars Galaxy when Engineers arrived thousands of years ago...   Maybe Snoke was the only Engineer left behind from this event LOL

BigDave - I must post this here. Focus on the bottom line in the poster. lol

Ha Ha...

I cant wait to see it, hopefully its something more Dark like Rogue One. i think after the next movie after (SW EP9) Disney need to DITCH the whole SKYWALKER Plot and make some alternative and darker movies.   A Ben Kenobi Flick could work just no goofy creatures and gags...  I think a Movie set Between ROTJ and TFA that gives us clues about Snoke, the Knights of Ren, touches on the Rise of the First Order from the Ashes of the Empire... done in the tone of Rogue One could also work.

Then i think a Prequel Series is needed a Trilogy prior to the Phantom Menace a kind of Rise of Emperor  Palpatine Saga even if the end of the Second is where Palpatine is revealed, so basically cover Darth Plagueis Saga leading to Palpatine and if they are VERY CLEVER...

Or let my have INPUT on SW EP9 they could throw a Massive Curvball Plot Twist that connects, the Last of the New Trilogy with a Darth Plagueis Prequel Series. (Midi-chlorian Rey) either as basically Anakins Twin or the Creation (Rey) that Plagueis had planned.

Extra points for the fact they used a curved hilt variant rather than just the standard, really cool design

The emperor used a light-saber in episode 3 and who knows what he did when he was alone? ;)

Ha ha ha! Leto, that was fun as hell. :D

Rey? She is over-powered and boring. She basically trained herself in episode 8. It is not interesting to follow a character that is written as almost being perfect from the start.

Totally Agree it was poor writing really, but then i guess we only really see Anakin become more Force Aware in the Attack of the Clones,  and Luke in the Empire Strikes back...  It did appear that Rey was very powerful with the Force for such little training, almost like it was Natural for her.

Which is why i think the reveal she was no one special and anyone can use the Force, was  a load of BS! i think the next movie they have to reveal her as being SOMEONE extremely important and maybe the True Chosen One would be fitting

Big Dave:

Anyone can use the force yeah that is just strange and I disagree with that. To me the force sensitivity could be like a mutation, the

DNA changes. Poor writing indeed, they could have done that a lot better.

You can see the understanding behind it, every life form has midichlorians, its these that bind everything, it appears the higher the concentration of them the more Force Sensitive a Organism is, hence how Anakin was created, and how he was seen as the Chosen One...

I think Disney and  Rian Johnson had added a number of Morality Tails in the Last Jedi, from the notion that groups of wealthy people became so from dealing arms and manufacturing them for both sides.  To the freeing of those animals used for racing by Rose and FIN, right to the same Stables they was released from having the Stable Boy at the end in a hint that anyone can feel the Force... the same with the Rey Reveal.

I hope they change that for the next movie