THE GAYEST MOMENTS IN PROMETHEUS PROVIDED BY DAVID

David's 'mannerisms' were influenced by the films he watched.

Thus, Posh-Lawrence-British accent, plus his butler status, combined with his robotic movements made him effectual. 

Soooooo the question is ...Is David  gayer than Adam Lambert pissing on a Cher impersonator in drag at an Elton John concert while being showered with glitter?? 

Stevo,

He has been hanging out with chicks.  I mean he stalks Shaw in her dreams probably more than they showed 

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David version 8.1

So does David get turned "on" when Waldo I mean Walter makes out with a facehugger?

"Let me be the first to say: WTF?"

Let me be the second: WTF?

I think this forum may have achieved Peak Asinine (TM).

ATI - I-I am uncertain of how to proceed in this discussion.

Well the MORB is somewhat of a dickhead.

Well, the xenos eat a ton of viagra for breakfast (hence their rather "phallic" -shaped head) 

Dangerous dickheads indeed....

No wonder the Colonial Marines have to cock their guns and shoot from a distance to avoid acid squirting on their armor. 

They've gotta stay hard and look stiff to handle an enemy that could take them from behind.

An enemy that likes to thrust its erected tail right into humans, and even androids who tend to pump out all that juicy white bodily fluids all over the place.

I am thoroughly overwhelmed by this topic. I will now avert my eyes and depart.

S.M. has trademarked Peak Asinine.Neomorph you should trademark Dildomorps before someone else does quick!lol

Now we have "Aliens:the Erotic love story"by Neomorph lol

That title tho....

Anyways, David was built as a son, the son Weyland never had. Also David is basically in love with Elizabeth Shaw. 

"This question could have been asked in a less, off-color way."

I'm not sure there was a question. It seemed to be 'David colours his hair while watching Lawrence of Arabia and Roy Batty kissed Tyrell once = DAVID IS WEYLANDS GAY LOVER"

Actually to me it makes me think Weyland is a pediphile since he likes having sex with his "son".  Butt, I hear it's a thing down south.

Alright folks let's not get carried away here. Discussing whether or not an artificial person is capable of sexual attraction is a fine debate, granted the title is a bit much, but let's not get into dark territory here. We still wish to maintain a higher level of decency on these boards. So let's keep the conversation civil, respectful and tasteful.

CHRIS - I second your motion and stand by it firmly - ready to defend.

We'd need something to debate first.  An actual argument needs to be put forward that says 'I think David might be Weyland's sex synth because of x, y and z. What do you think?'

S.M - Your logic, once again, is shown to be quite agreeable. :)

"S.M - Your logic, once again, is shown to be quite agreeable. :)"

Merci.

I think there's probably a discussion to be had on sex synths in Alien films, even though it's never been touched on in the films (and not one that shouts "gayest moments" in all caps).  With Real Dolls catering to lonely souls, one could imagine a synthetic sex partner that could be turned on and off as required would help with the popularity of androids with consumers.  On the other hand, androids in these films seem extraordinarily exclusive and likely expensive.

So David is neat, intelligent and cares about his personal appearance. I don't see what is gay about that. I am pretty sure he would have a witty and scathing response if asked the question.